January 2010
marathons on TV →
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-Spinnerette, Cupid
Bioshock
playing it on my laptop, giving myself heart attacks because im a pussy :/ doesnt help that im home alone. but im sick
December 2009
Sister: doing anything
Me: maybe
Sister: well can you tell me asap so ill know if i could leave the kids with you or not
Me: youre off today?
Sister: yes
Me: there you go
“Today, I realized that 90 people got the swine flu, and everyone wanted to wear...”
– mylifeisaverage.com
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Listen
“(while im trying to fix that clasp on my little niece’s bag, my sister and...”
AHAHAHAHA →
“Today, my family told me I was adopted. My whole family is white. I’m...”
– mylifeisaverage.com
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“I didn’t know that the words you said to me meant more to me than they...”
– Modest Mouse, Black Cadillacs
Watchmadelyn being dumb at the poboy fest
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after hearing the sound of a car speeding for the...
Me: so i totally thought some car was circling the block for the past half hour
Brother: HAHAHA
Me: yeah, i kept wondering to myself "why are you racing around the block? stop" then i realized...
Brother: HAHAHAHAHA
Me: yeah, i kept thinking "is there something important at the end of the street that you keep forgetting"
Me: the checkpoint sound i heard clued me in. totally wasnt irl -___-
Brother: hahahaha
(bastard was playing gran turismo)
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Today I dropped a bobby pin on the floor. Instead...
i do that for everything. i wonder how many total minutes of my life i have wasted :/
anyways, im relistening to every song in my itunes. itunes is estimating it will take 3.5 days. ive got time.
Brand New- I Will Play My Game Beneath The Spin...
eyes watering →
“Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.”
– Brick Tamland, Anchorman
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“your birth is a mistake you’ll spend your whole life trying to correct.”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
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you wont know
i wish being normal wasnt such an insult anymore